I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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