question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
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