You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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