no one should ever give us hovercrafts
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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