She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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