Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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