i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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