You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I wish I only lived at night.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
