I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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