i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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