I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I have post one night stand depression
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