its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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