Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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