I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
NoShamevember. You game?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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