a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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