If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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