LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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