we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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