she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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