Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
thus making me awesome and them whores
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Your penis caused this!
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