I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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