Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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