You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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