did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
