found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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