Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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