Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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