idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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