And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Randomize
