I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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