Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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