Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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