And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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