Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
