Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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