i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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