We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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