I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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