i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
If its not for food we ain't going out.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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