My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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