you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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