ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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