I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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