Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
