I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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