He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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