WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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