True but thats because hes a fetus.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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