Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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