dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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