No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Randomize
