At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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