i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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