i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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