Your tits are I can't wait for
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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