I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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