Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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